When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

(Source: greaterandmoreterrible, via ultimateonedirectioninfection)

  • me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
  • me: is that cake